ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

"Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!"
Trisha Cappelletti from The Most Popular Girls in School (via jazzypineapples)

thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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ierotic:

chemomantic:

frnksway:

sitback-relaxrelapse:

hell-is-our-home:

"what band are you listening to?"

"panic! at the disco"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

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"what band are you listening to?"

"twenty one pilots"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?"

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"what band are you listening to?"

"my chemical romance"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

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haha I get it because mcr aren’t a band anymore so they don’t play any genre of music

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undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

lilearthfairy666:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

this is so cool actually

lilearthfairy666:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

this is so cool actually